Toddler Logic
As we were cleaning up the toys strewn about the playroom...the kitchen...and the family room,Aidan came across a stray goldfish cracker. He ran to me and asked, "Can I eat it?!" Of course, knowing it had been on the floor for at least an hour since we had a snack, I said "no" and asked him to throw it away. So he rephrased the question...must've thought I just didn't understand the first time. No luck. So he asked one more time, again rephrasing... just to be sure I'm not totally dense, I suppose. Still...no luck. So he handed it to Emory,
....who ate it.